Make Pre-Workout Great Again!
We interrupt your normal broadcast to bring you an election special on behalf of the White Light Party
Hi. I am Niall Reddan ( AKA Marshall Matherz, founder of MM Method in Powerlifting ) and I am asking you for your number one vote come voting day on 14th December in AJ Cronins Strength & Fitness Gym. I am representing the White Light Party and if you’re sick of that handsome devil, Liam Beville and his Fellowship Of The Gym party, winning Irelands greatest ever Powerlifter, with or without a limp, then please vote for me.
Remember you can’t spell Beville without EVIL
Put my manifesto to the Testo
My manifest is simple because I am simple. I will tackle the following issues
I’m Niall Reddan and you may remember me from such episodes as second best Powerlifter and second most handsome Irish Powerlifter
Voting will commence after the Winter Open Competition in AJ Cronins Strength & Fitness Gym on 14th December 2024
Niall On the Canvassing Trail
Niall seen here out canvassing with his only friend Jimmy Butler.
Look Jimmy, that’s where the man offered me a brand new pair of runners with a green Nike stripe if I posed nude for him. I didn’t Jimmy, I swear
Niall collecting his dole money before commencing the canvass trail again
This is the medal I won and the only medal I beat Liam Beville for.
I can do it again by beating him on the 14th December with a shout out vote to the audience.
Vote Number One by screaming the loudest on the day when the vote starts after the last deadlift. Together we can make Pre-Workout great again
This must end. I will finally de crown the king with your help on the 14th December at the last competition of the year. Your help is needed so even if you are not competing then come along for the vote.
This madness must end!
What has Liam Beville done for us?
Liam Beville has been the King now for 3 years in a row and what has he done for us?
Liam Beville is not normal and he wears the T-Shirt.
Vote for me on the 14th as I am normal.
You know me lads and I need this. My own dog prefers Liam to me and its like a fart in a lift, wrong on so many levels.
I am to Irish Powerlifting what Hanibal Lector is to dinner parties.